How NOT To Test If You Are Neo From The Matrix

Posted on March 5th, 2010 at 2:21 pm by Michael VanDeMar under blogthropology, lackofmeds, WTF

Yesterday there was a tragic incident involving a lone gunman attacking the U.S. Pentagon. According to reports, the man intended to carry out this attack with 2 handguns and “many magazines” of ammunition.

It probably would have worked, too, except that apparently he had a couple of flaws in his plan… like, forgetting to have Tank upload the martial arts program first. Or not bringing a big assed duffel bag of fully automatic guns with him. Or waiting until after he passed through the metal detectors, for that added element of surprise…

… or not bringing Trinity with him…

Please note – I do agree that this was very sad that the gentleman in question did what he did, regardless of what his reasons are. Also, I do not condone violence of any kind… unless of course they really are holding Morpheus, in which case all bets are off.

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