May - 4th
What’s A Faster Way To Get A Virus Than Browsing Porn? That’s Right: The New Facebook
Posted at 12:23 pm | Filed Under bad research, blogthropology, coding, Facebook, lackofmeds, On The Ball-ness
Quit staring, it’s just a thumb. Facebook has never been known for it’s safety. It is a site designed so that the least Internet savvy people out there can sign up and network with millions of other people, both those they know and those they don’t, with only a minimal amount of technical know-how required [...]
May - 2nd
How They *Really* Found Osama bin Laden
Posted at 10:40 am | Filed Under bad research, Google, lackofmeds, nerdiness
No, seriously: (click to view full sized) You can click here to view the actual search. Be Sociable, Share! Tweet
Sep - 9th
*Proof* That The New SEOmoz Tool Is At Least Half Accurate
Posted at 7:06 am | Filed Under bad research, coding, nerdiness, scams, SEO
There has been quite of bit of controversy over the past few days arising from the new LDA based tool recently released by SEOmoz. While there may have been some very well thought out, compelling arguments against giving this tool any credit whatsoever, I have to tell you that in my opinion no argument, no [...]
Jun - 1st
WordPress Hacking, Matt Mullenweg, And Some Screwed Up Priorities
Posted at 7:45 am | Filed Under bad research, blogthropology, lackofmeds, priorities, scams, Wordpress, WTF
I clean WordPress installations for people who have been hacked. I can help fix non-Wordpress sites as well, but since often times the way people find me is through the guide I wrote on how to fix WordPress after you’ve been hacked it turns out that’s what they need me to do for them a [...]
Feb - 1st
Google Fails 5th Grade Math Test
Posted at 8:58 pm | Filed Under bad research, Google, lackofmeds, nerdiness, search engines
So, I think I finally discovered the cause of global warming. No, for reals. From what I can tell, miss Mother Nature started using Google Calculator in helping her figure out what kind of weather she should serve up to us. Now, if she were trying to bake a cake, or perhaps get driving directions, [...]
Sep - 30th
Video Games Requiring Physical Action Burn Calories – Duh
Posted at 1:24 pm | Filed Under bad research
I don’t normally get all worked up and sarcastic about research. In fact, I love reading about real, truly beneficial scientific research. So while I appreciate the whole scientific process, sometimes I just have to say, “Well, Duh!” I suppose it’s important to test theories just to be SURE that a hypothesis is correct, but [...]

